Who to Blame?

Opinions are divided as to the cause of the crisis in New Orleans. Though regrettably incomplete, this handy guide might help those who aren’t yet sure who or what to blame:

Those still undecided might care to donate instead.

1 Ok, so no one has actually blamed Halliburton yet. We’ll be ready when they do2.

2 There we go.

2 Who is also responsible for the September 11 attacks and Iraq insurgency.

2 September 2005, 19:33 by Alex ·

Don’t forget butterflies in Brazil …

— Travholt    Sep 2, 10:50 pm    #

Damn. That’s a lot of blame.

— ramanan    Sep 3, 12:43 am    #

I’ve added a few more. They’re getting sillier, but I suspect we haven’t hit bottom yet.

— Alex    Sep 3, 11:24 am    #

That’s great, but not all accusations are made equal… it’d be nice to see if we could weight these somehow according to popularity and according to actual probability, and see how far off we are…

— Joel    Sep 4, 02:24 am    #

Mother Nature
God
Mohammed

— kirby    Sep 4, 02:29 am    #

I believe the MSM is missing from the list. Someone will blame them eventually.

— tyler    Sep 4, 04:11 am    #

Great list…you forgot Ronald Reagan…

— Curtis in /\/\onTana! {=-{>    Sep 4, 04:20 am    #

You forgot Poland.

— James    Sep 4, 05:16 am    #

The French!

They built the place, right?

— Matt    Sep 4, 06:24 am    #

Cannibals. You forgot cannibals.

— kj    Sep 4, 07:56 am    #

Thetans?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_thetan

— jake    Sep 4, 10:53 am    #

VOODOO!!

— aaron    Sep 4, 01:18 pm    #

the FRENCH

they speak FRENCH in NO

— nona    Sep 4, 01:56 pm    #

...at least nobody has blamed the Druids yet…

— Tony    Sep 4, 02:07 pm    #

Some butterfly in Brazil, definately!!

— Marc Blue    Sep 4, 06:26 pm    #

The Mississippi River. It was a FLOOD wasn’t it??

— David/California    Sep 5, 06:58 am    #

No list of blamees can be complete without the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”.

The same goes for the NCAA.

— Fritz    Sep 5, 11:39 pm    #

Great list. A few ommissions: Gawd? Gaia? Terrorism? Dick Cheney? (speaking of, where’s he been?) Atheists? Secularists? Africans? Confusing color coded warning systems? Confusing numbered storm category system? Confusing storm naming system? Guns? Affirmative action? Hollywood?

— Cynicus Prime    Sep 6, 04:30 am    #

Blame Canada.

— Erik S    Sep 6, 05:50 pm    #

You caught me. It’s my fault. I’ve been hogging all the cold. That surely had something to do with it, no? And all that separtism surely angered the hurricane gods. In behalf of all who dwell within me, I’m sorry. I’ll try to do better.

— Canada    Sep 7, 01:06 am    #

You forgot Boston; where they spent $14 billion putting the freeways underground to prevent Ted Kennedy from driving drunk from a bridge into the bay. That money could have been better spent on the levees.

— Fred    Sep 7, 02:38 am    #

What about the Kennedy’s (both dead and living)? They coulda filled one breach in the levee with just Ted’s fat keester. The Clinton’s (especially Chelsea)? Jesse Jackass? Al Sharpton? Dan Rather? And Canada should be right at the very top of the list.

— Florida Bill    Sep 7, 04:29 am    #

And what about Cher? Isn’t it time we hold her responsible for something now that Sonny has been dead for so damn long?

— Florida Bill    Sep 7, 04:57 am    #

Blame Bono

— Gregg    Sep 7, 08:29 am    #

What you think about the new breed of eagles? :-P
We must blame the new breed of eagles?!!

— Cerdo espinao    Sep 7, 11:28 pm    #

The poor have themselves to blame for not being more successful

— steven    Sep 8, 12:26 am    #

I blame internet piracy.

— x4nti    Sep 8, 02:43 pm    #

Russian Inventors also to be blamed!!

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/09/08/kgbkatrina.shtml

— Beowulf    Sep 9, 06:19 pm    #

it’s the hollywood elites’ fault!: “Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?””

http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/

— genius    Sep 10, 12:21 pm    #

Why does everyone forget the most important one of them all: Marylin Manson!

— Irene    Sep 23, 01:27 am    #

Murphy’s law!

— Johan    Sep 24, 12:30 am    #

What about God? Surely God is to blame.

— Geoff in Vancouver    Sep 29, 09:02 am    #

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